HEAR YE! HEAR YE! or is that HARRYYY! HARRYYYY!
I guess by now I should really give an explanation of my going away and coming back - because a few of you have asked...so here it is:
I left and then I came back.
Hope this helps.
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I crack me up sometimes.
okay okay. I got tired of it. My husband got tired of me doing it. It was sucking up to much time out of my day...yada, yada, yada.
There was once upon a time, that I NEEDED the vent to keep from going stir crazy. I have now come to the conclusion that I'm already crazy and there really is no help for me, so now I'm going to fuck with your head......exactly how, I have no clue....but I'm sure something will come to me eventually, and then you're in for it. (I hope you sleep well with that thought in mind tonight)
I realise that my life is bereft without dishing out snark...and since I have no life, I choose to SNARK on you (excuse me, God Bless me, hope I didn't slime you).
There are some new rules for me below...please make a note of them.
I do not promise regular postings.
I do not promise to spell check.
I do not promise to check for punctuation and grammatical errors. (as if I ever have before)
I do not promise funny postings.
I do not promise to respond to your comments. (not being a bitch, but I'm cutting the time down here)
I do not promise to comment on your blog.
I do not promise to think.
I do not promise to struggle to put a sentence together coherently, or is that coherently together?...awww, who gives a shit.
I don't even promise to be lucid while posting...or even DRESSED! (that fucked with your head now didn't it - yeah, sleep well with that - you poor bastard)
And I most assuredly do NOT promise to keep my language clean - and I don't break any promises that I haven't made dammit...and let that be a lesson to me.
If you have any questions, you may ask, but who knows if I'll actually answer you? You could look at it like playing the lottery. If I decide to come down off my chemically induced high and answer, you win...but you don't get shit but a warm fuzzy feeling in your belly (and in your toes if you're a freak).
Hugs and kisses and shit to everybody.
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Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 10:23 AM
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22 Comments:
you're funny.
I'll be back. I followed you over from otj. anyone who says 'ding ding' has got to have more shit to say that I could use on a daily basis.
I want promises and I want them NOW, hooker!!!!
Talk dirty to me... promise me beer,Calgon and teenager-less days. C'mon. I NEED this.
You're back - cool :-)
Sorry to hear about your cousin though :-(
Who blogs while clothed?
Yay!!
Nikki - aawwwww, you called me a bitch. You sound just like my husband.
Momomax - thanks for stopping in - stop by anytime
Chris - Okay - I promise you will always be A LOT older them I am. How's that *evil snicker*
Alcluith - your pictures are as lovely as ever.
Paul - You know Paul, I've always liked older men, and then you suggest that you don't blog clothed? Well, you just better stop getting me all excited at work before I lose my job.
Meg - Hey lady. Hope you've been doing well.
Who gives a shit about any of this.
YOU'RE BACK!
That's what matters.
We wouldn't have you any other way. Whatever you need to do to be here, do it!!!
I don't comment back much on my own blog because I'd be doing that all the time instead of visiting around.... I'd rather comment on YOUR blogs than my own.
LOL!
I feel so special and would feel even more so if I was actually acknowledged. Glad you are back and I think we all understand the consumming thing.
As if that isn't enough excitement ... I Blog at Work!!!
Yay!!! New Rulz!!
I promise not to stalk you, nor draw pictures of what I imagine you look like and tickle them (the pictures).
Also, do people actually spell check their personal blogs? Because I thought about it once but then got over it. Hmmm. Ok, I'm over it again.
I can live with those terms :)
Hurray!!! Welcome back. You've been missed.
MaTulip - You are truely devoted to my twisted humor. I've already fucked you up in the head haven't I?
Sayre - Yet another victim. Tell your family that all your pshcyological problems are my fault...because they probably are.
ATM - you're walking the line...like Johnny Cash...on your way to being my next victim. Damn...I'm getting a lot done today.
Kim - I could never talk dirty to Christina (the old goat) without thinking of you.
That thought is somehow comforting isn't it.
Chicky - I don't have a problem with acknowledging you. I stopped by your blog to say hello and you turned off the comments, and I have always had a hard time getting into the one you password protected. I wasn't being a stuck up bitch. If I was, I'd own up to it.
Paul - I'm practically drooling over here....and I have several "suspect" areas on my clothes....well, maybe "suspect" isn't the correct word...I'll say "places of interest".
Jenny - You're not going to tickle the pictures of me? It's clear that you have somehow outmanuvered my brain washing. Stop it. Just comply already so I can get on with my day.
Mr Fab - I can live with those terms :)" Just like every well trained man should.
Tell your wife she's done a good job with you, and is now eligible to submit to me all forms of payment.
Don't worry about payment for what. Just do as you're told. There's a good boy.
(hehehehehehehehehehehehehe - you know I love you Fab)
Sophia - thanks. How's that little bundle of joy doing?
That's osme funy shit, I don' tcare who you are. Especialy a freeekin' insurance saleswhat. What's this spell check?
Hi Nikki. The little bundle of joy is truly a joy. They grow so fast!!
How was this any different from last time you were posting?
Kevin - I just loved to be spanked. To bad you're gay.
Tim - thanks. Glad you dropped in. Come by anytime..I have kids too. They can play.
Sophia - They really really do. It really blows your mind doesn't it. I catch myself thinking all the time about what my kids looked like and doing last year and it floors me every time.
Carm - you know, I was waiting for some smart ass to say that. It's no shock it was you. LOL
nikki, I understand dear. I had to turn off comments because someone was being mean to me and I didn't want all hell to break loose while I was on vacation and then I decided to delete the blog because it seemed to be for the best. I only have the invite one again. As long as you have your password you *shouldn't* have any trouble getting in. If you need me to send you another invite, let me know. Leave a comment here and I will send you one. I have a new email address that I don't want public.
Chick - send the invite please
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