HAHAHAHA! Yes!!!!!
YES! YES! YES!!!!!
No, I'm not faking it - I'm talking about....I FIT IN MY SIZE 12 SHORTS!
HA HAHAHAHAHAHA MY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Granted they're a little tight (okay, a lot tight) but I can get in them.
Color me a shocked fool.
I'm also fitting into a rather form fitting shirt - AND I LOOK GOOD in it too!
*does stupid dance and scares people*
I just hope I can lose enough by monday of next week to actually be able to zip them up without holding my breath LOL.
NOW!!!!
To the person who found me by googling "mom takes it up the rearend"
PPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It certainly seems that way sometimes, but don't go getting any ideas.
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Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 10:51 AM
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35 Comments:
Good Job! I will be married two weeks from today and I don't think I will be where I want to be, but I am a little better.
I'm excited for you Jeff - marriage is only bad when the wife doesn't beat her husband...er...did I say that?
i miss you nikki. i really miss you. i mean, we had a whole conversation about fergie's song-of-foursomes london bridge and capricorncringe was left by her lonesome to make snarky comments and give me love advice like "just hand him your panties and walk away."
congrats on the sizes! granted i think shorts look universally bad, but congrats on the sizes.
Nice. Give the poor guy marriage advice from the trailer park.
Don't listen to her, Jeff. She probably has her husband's dinner promptly ready as he walks in the door and rubs his tired feet while baking a pie in the oven. The bitch lies.
hehe
Yay for you. Great job. I hope you'll be zipping in no time.
Kat - damn! I missed a conversation about a foursome!!!!
Christina - how'd you know I live in a trailer park? And even if I did bake him a pie, he's smart enough not to eat it. ppttthhh
Les - Thanks - I'm all svelte and shit now. LOL
Wow a polite pervert found your blog LOL. He searched for "mom takes it up the rear end" instead of something more vulgar LOL.
Kristen - welcome! LOL - yes, I was surprised about that myself.
Whhhhhhhaaattt????
Ok...
I am sooooooo out of this bloody googling thing...I do not know how you found out that someone found you on a google search.... I do not know what this thing is???
How is it they found you???? Googling?
Mom Takes it up the rearend????
and bites turns around and bites off your head???
Pend - LOL I find them on my site meter. www.sitemeter.com, you can sign up for free and it will tell you who's reading your blog, when, for how long and how they got there.
@#$%^&*( Blogger lost my very witty remarks about your shorts, your zipper and your rear. As with all great works, my comment was as ethereal as a ghost - so I can't remember what I said. Just that there were also lots of yummy things interspersed...
In a nutshell - congrats and I'm jealous.
Good for you Nikki!
Good job!
Of course the wise ass remark is the retort of , when you say a lot tight, I get this funny picture of you sucking your air in, holding your breath and holding it so you can fit in size 12's...
YEAH!!!
~throws confetti~
WHOOO HOOO~
Hey what is this I hear about you taking it for your azzz??? LOL ;o) WHAT???
~looks at program~
Isn't this a family show???
Congratulations and... WHERE IS THE PHOTO?
Go Nikki!
Shite, by next week this is gonna degenerate into a big group hug, we're all getting so skinny!
Sayre - YOU?! Make a snarky comment?! I'm just SHOCKED.
MEG!!! - girl, it's good to see you! and thanks!
Carm - thanks - and that visual you have isn't to far off the mark LOL
Super - THIS A FAMILY SHOW - girl - back away from the crack pipe.
OTJ - thanks!!!! Photo is next week - I'll wait to torture you all then. LOL
Factor - thank yoy my dear! and I"m already sending you virtual hugs.
NIkki !!! wahooooo, that is awesome..especially after reading about all your pigging out you had done.. ( I know that was not true that was just a ploy to try to make us chow down lOL ) ...
I bet you ended up with a bit of a "muffin top" being tucked in there so snuggly.....but damn it would be nice..I had to buy dress pants for work and well they are 14....now i started this thing at 16 so I am happy but it sure would be nice to say I got into a 12 before next week but I can tell ya it aint gonna happen.
congrats!!! you have obviously worked hard and that is super !!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! WWWOO-HHOO!
and not on the sicko who checked out your site...
Congrats, Nikki! (Not on the google thing, on the size 12).
Isn't it great to get back into clothes you had slated for the goodwill donation?
Hi Nikki
Knowing full well how joyous it can be to lose a few pounds, I can completely empathise. Congrats!
Dolores
P.S. He's still locked up. Letters of support are, er, flooding in from employees and relatives.
I have a nice chest-cold, and should be losing a few pounds myself, due to lack of appetite.
Hey---congrats!!! I'm trying to lose a few myself... Any tips?
I just found your blog through Rev Steve. Great stuff!
Blogger is a biiiiaaaatch and just ate my comment. GGGGRRRRRRR.
Anyway, thanks for the laugh, excuse me while I go get a towel to wipe the coffee off my monitor.
and... YOU GO GIRL!!! You work that crazy, stupid dance in your size 12 shorts.
Quinn - I did have all those things but I still work out - I was really expecting to loose more weight on the scale though - and yes, serious muffin toppage. LOL
Kevin - I just had someone else find the thru gooogle "everybody makes fun of me" - which is entirely plausible LOL
Shrig - THERE YOU ARE! I knew you were lurking around her somewhere LOL
Rhonda - they're still going to good will - it's been so long since I was in them...even the shorts have bell bottoms LOL
Dolores - Thanks, and I'm so sorry about your terrible situation.
Los - nothing like a chest cold to fill you up with phlegm. YUM bon apetite.
(ew)
Nikki - sweetie, you need stop taking all that percoset cause it's making you delusional. LOL
~deb - Welcome! Exercise - it's really the best thing - i friggin HATE getting up a 0:dark thirty - but it's worth it.
Dirty - dude - did you see me dance? LOL Even Charles asked me to stop LOL
Congrats and keep up the good work!
Dude!
You rawk.
YAYAYAYAY~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!! how great for you :)
taking it up the rear end? gee i never knew that about you! LMAO!
m
I have 2 words for you. RIGHT and ON!
You go girl!
~puts pipe down~
Dude...I'm staring at your azzz!
*snort*
LMAO!!!
OMG that for some reason is tooo funny!
*snort*
Elle - thanks! I'd like to thank all my fans, because without them, I'd be nothing LOL
Mamatulip - would it be so unmodest of me if I agreed with you? LOL
Mama C - do not dispair - I haven't won yet.
Molly - SHHHH! It's a secret.
Blair - *drops a curtsy*
Super - hon have you been sneaking some of nikki m's percoset - I'm just askin *shakes ass for you*
I keep missing all the good posts. And yet, you frighten me :)
Congrats on the weight loss!
Excellent!! Am proud of you!
How do you find out how people found your blog?
woohoooo!! Congrats!
Congrats, nik.
Did you have to lay down on the bed to zip up?
It still counts even if you did.
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