Wednesday, September 27, 2006

HAHAHAHA! Yes!!!!!

YES! YES! YES!!!!!

No, I'm not faking it - I'm talking about....I FIT IN MY SIZE 12 SHORTS!

HA HAHAHAHAHAHA MY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted they're a little tight (okay, a lot tight) but I can get in them.

Color me a shocked fool.

I'm also fitting into a rather form fitting shirt - AND I LOOK GOOD in it too!

*does stupid dance and scares people*

I just hope I can lose enough by monday of next week to actually be able to zip them up without holding my breath LOL.

NOW!!!!

To the person who found me by googling "mom takes it up the rearend"

PPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It certainly seems that way sometimes, but don't go getting any ideas.

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39 Comments:

At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:32:00 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

Good Job! I will be married two weeks from today and I don't think I will be where I want to be, but I am a little better.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:36:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

I'm excited for you Jeff - marriage is only bad when the wife doesn't beat her husband...er...did I say that?

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 12:51:00 PM, Blogger kat said...

i miss you nikki. i really miss you. i mean, we had a whole conversation about fergie's song-of-foursomes london bridge and capricorncringe was left by her lonesome to make snarky comments and give me love advice like "just hand him your panties and walk away."

congrats on the sizes! granted i think shorts look universally bad, but congrats on the sizes.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:15:00 PM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

Nice. Give the poor guy marriage advice from the trailer park.

Don't listen to her, Jeff. She probably has her husband's dinner promptly ready as he walks in the door and rubs his tired feet while baking a pie in the oven. The bitch lies.


hehe

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:01:00 PM, Blogger Farm Girl said...

Yay for you. Great job. I hope you'll be zipping in no time.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 3:20:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Kat - damn! I missed a conversation about a foursome!!!!

Christina - how'd you know I live in a trailer park? And even if I did bake him a pie, he's smart enough not to eat it. ppttthhh

Les - Thanks - I'm all svelte and shit now. LOL

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow a polite pervert found your blog LOL. He searched for "mom takes it up the rear end" instead of something more vulgar LOL.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:09:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Kristen - welcome! LOL - yes, I was surprised about that myself.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:40:00 PM, Blogger Pendullum said...

Whhhhhhhaaattt????

Ok...

I am sooooooo out of this bloody googling thing...I do not know how you found out that someone found you on a google search.... I do not know what this thing is???

How is it they found you???? Googling?
Mom Takes it up the rearend????

and bites turns around and bites off your head???

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:59:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Pend - LOL I find them on my site meter. www.sitemeter.com, you can sign up for free and it will tell you who's reading your blog, when, for how long and how they got there.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:02:00 PM, Blogger Sayre said...

@#$%^&*( Blogger lost my very witty remarks about your shorts, your zipper and your rear. As with all great works, my comment was as ethereal as a ghost - so I can't remember what I said. Just that there were also lots of yummy things interspersed...

In a nutshell - congrats and I'm jealous.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:03:00 PM, Blogger Meg said...

Good for you Nikki!

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 8:02:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

Good job!

Of course the wise ass remark is the retort of , when you say a lot tight, I get this funny picture of you sucking your air in, holding your breath and holding it so you can fit in size 12's...

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 8:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH!!!
~throws confetti~
WHOOO HOOO~
Hey what is this I hear about you taking it for your azzz??? LOL ;o) WHAT???
~looks at program~
Isn't this a family show???

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 8:46:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations and... WHERE IS THE PHOTO?

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 8:47:00 PM, Blogger factor 10 said...

Go Nikki!

Shite, by next week this is gonna degenerate into a big group hug, we're all getting so skinny!

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:28:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Sayre - YOU?! Make a snarky comment?! I'm just SHOCKED.

MEG!!! - girl, it's good to see you! and thanks!

Carm - thanks - and that visual you have isn't to far off the mark LOL

Super - THIS A FAMILY SHOW - girl - back away from the crack pipe.

OTJ - thanks!!!! Photo is next week - I'll wait to torture you all then. LOL

Factor - thank yoy my dear! and I"m already sending you virtual hugs.

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:56:00 PM, Anonymous quinn said...

NIkki !!! wahooooo, that is awesome..especially after reading about all your pigging out you had done.. ( I know that was not true that was just a ploy to try to make us chow down lOL ) ...

I bet you ended up with a bit of a "muffin top" being tucked in there so snuggly.....but damn it would be nice..I had to buy dress pants for work and well they are 14....now i started this thing at 16 so I am happy but it sure would be nice to say I got into a 12 before next week but I can tell ya it aint gonna happen.

congrats!!! you have obviously worked hard and that is super !!!!

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:10:00 PM, Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

CONGRATULATIONS!!! WWWOO-HHOO!

and not on the sicko who checked out your site...

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:08:00 AM, Anonymous shrig said...

Congrats! Keep working your ass off ;)

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:24:00 AM, Blogger Rhonda said...

Congrats, Nikki! (Not on the google thing, on the size 12).

Isn't it great to get back into clothes you had slated for the goodwill donation?

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:20:00 AM, Anonymous Dolores McCrumble said...

Hi Nikki

Knowing full well how joyous it can be to lose a few pounds, I can completely empathise. Congrats!

Dolores

P.S. He's still locked up. Letters of support are, er, flooding in from employees and relatives.

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:41:00 AM, Blogger Los said...

I have a nice chest-cold, and should be losing a few pounds myself, due to lack of appetite.

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:00:00 AM, Anonymous nikki said...

keep up the good work babe! but fyi- i'd of kicked your ass if it wasn't for this surgery shit!

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:31:00 AM, Blogger ~Deb said...

Hey---congrats!!! I'm trying to lose a few myself... Any tips?

I just found your blog through Rev Steve. Great stuff!

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:04:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger is a biiiiaaaatch and just ate my comment. GGGGRRRRRRR.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh, excuse me while I go get a towel to wipe the coffee off my monitor.

and... YOU GO GIRL!!! You work that crazy, stupid dance in your size 12 shorts.

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 1:27:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Quinn - I did have all those things but I still work out - I was really expecting to loose more weight on the scale though - and yes, serious muffin toppage. LOL

Kevin - I just had someone else find the thru gooogle "everybody makes fun of me" - which is entirely plausible LOL

Shrig - THERE YOU ARE! I knew you were lurking around her somewhere LOL

Rhonda - they're still going to good will - it's been so long since I was in them...even the shorts have bell bottoms LOL

Dolores - Thanks, and I'm so sorry about your terrible situation.

Los - nothing like a chest cold to fill you up with phlegm. YUM bon apetite.
(ew)

Nikki - sweetie, you need stop taking all that percoset cause it's making you delusional. LOL

~deb - Welcome! Exercise - it's really the best thing - i friggin HATE getting up a 0:dark thirty - but it's worth it.

Dirty - dude - did you see me dance? LOL Even Charles asked me to stop LOL

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 3:13:00 PM, Blogger Elle*Bee said...

Congrats and keep up the good work!

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:42:00 PM, Anonymous mamatulip said...

Dude!

You rawk.

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you to the pits of hell! (You can't tell that I had Sonic for dinner on Tuesday, can you?) Shit. Is that my tummy sticking out the top of ALL my pants? OLTA sucks!

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:07:00 PM, Blogger mollymcmommy said...

YAYAYAYAY~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!! how great for you :)

taking it up the rear end? gee i never knew that about you! LMAO!

m

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:33:00 PM, Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

I have 2 words for you. RIGHT and ON!

You go girl!

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

~puts pipe down~
Dude...I'm staring at your azzz!
*snort*
LMAO!!!
OMG that for some reason is tooo funny!
*snort*

 
At Thursday, September 28, 2006 11:17:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Elle - thanks! I'd like to thank all my fans, because without them, I'd be nothing LOL

Mamatulip - would it be so unmodest of me if I agreed with you? LOL

Mama C - do not dispair - I haven't won yet.

Molly - SHHHH! It's a secret.

Blair - *drops a curtsy*

Super - hon have you been sneaking some of nikki m's percoset - I'm just askin *shakes ass for you*

 
At Friday, September 29, 2006 9:02:00 AM, Blogger MQ said...

I keep missing all the good posts. And yet, you frighten me :)

Congrats on the weight loss!

 
At Friday, September 29, 2006 10:54:00 AM, Blogger Samantha said...

Excellent!! Am proud of you!

How do you find out how people found your blog?

 
At Monday, October 02, 2006 7:27:00 AM, Blogger Attila The Mom said...

woohoooo!! Congrats!

 
At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:57:00 AM, Blogger happykat said...

Congrats, nik.

Did you have to lay down on the bed to zip up?
It still counts even if you did.

 
At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:48:00 PM, Blogger Jazz said...

Wooo Hooo, go you! I'm trying to work my ass into a 10 or 8. Yeah, that's a joke. ha ha. Good luck!

 

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