OTLA UPDATE
Weight - 187
Ass - bigger than ever
Scale - squished flat
You may now rub it in that I gained weight. I blame this entirely upon Stinky. I have had bar-b-que ribs that fell from the bone in tenderness, chicken and dumplings, home made mac and cheese, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, green beans cooked in the traditional southern way with bacon in them, and ice cream - all in the past week.
Like I said...it's all Stinky's fault...if it didn't taste so damn good, I wouldn't eat it.
I think you all put him up to this. You are all partners in crime. You're in cahoots, I just know it.
Damn scheming wenches.
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Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 10:41 AM
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16 Comments:
Oh way to go!! I just gained 5 lbs just reading that post!!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't be blamin' the wenches now. You know I just laugh and point.
wow, that was alot of food I am glad you clarified that you ate that over the coarse of the week at first I thought you had sat down and ate it in one sitting..mooooooo.... LOL>
Soooooooo you of course are not going to give up???? you shall see the error of your ways and start fresh today right ?
Pleaseeeeeeeeeee I am begging you I cannot do this alone!!
I can stay motivated in knowing that you guys are all suffering and working along side me.
Ah, I also thought you'd had all that in one day, and since I've just had dinner myself, I was about to puke. But, spread over the course of a week, it all sounds rather delicious. perhaps worth gaining weight over?
What, what? ribs, where? was I invited? Did I miss my ride with Jessica?
Was Christina supposed to call everyone???
it wasn't my fault Nikki, I would have eaten my fair share... I would have taken seconds of the mash, the green beans three helpings...Honest!!!
DAMN, now I am drooling...
it's just a temporary setback...
Hooray! Now I don't feel so bad about my own gain...
Hang on, am I meant to be supportive??
Oh, I know how to torture you all!
My daughter in law works at Michael's (the craft store) and I went in last Saturday, finding her stocking candles. She pulled the lid off one of them and I began drooling immediately. It was a Chocolate Truffle candle. I kid you not. I am not a chocoholic but this thing required a mop to follow me around until I got over it.
Ha! The barbecue is visiting you this week! It got me two weeks in a row (damn Dad, anyway). I shall have to guard agains it this weekend - my brother is coming to visit and there will be yet another southern feast at the folks house. Sigh.
Hang in there, Nikki! I just ate more Krispy Kremes in a fit of rage than I did the entire time I worked on Little O's cake...emotional eating, never fun....at least you ate during a BBQ--maybe a little liquor to help it all slide down? I was straight out mad... sigh.
Don't worry, Nikki. It's just temporary, isn't it?
:D
A little break might even do you good. As long as you promise to be back on track.
:D
Can I come over for dinner every night next week? All of that sounded awsome.
Tough to loose weight around labor day with all the barbecues
When my mom was visiting, she ate Southern BBQ like crazy because they just don't make it that way in Texas.
LOL
I'm having cupcakes today. Cuz it's my birthday. :)
And yes,I'm 2 years older than you, my little moppet, so shut yer piehole.
yummmy ...can stinky come live with me next ?
You can not trust the wenches.
Ack! I knew IT!!!! Dad's doing BBQ again this weekend in honor of baby brother's visit. I, of course, am expected to partake.
Better kick up that walking, me!
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