Tuesday, September 19, 2006

OTLA UPDATE

Weight - 187

Ass - bigger than ever

Scale - squished flat

You may now rub it in that I gained weight. I blame this entirely upon Stinky. I have had bar-b-que ribs that fell from the bone in tenderness, chicken and dumplings, home made mac and cheese, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, green beans cooked in the traditional southern way with bacon in them, and ice cream - all in the past week.

Like I said...it's all Stinky's fault...if it didn't taste so damn good, I wouldn't eat it.

I think you all put him up to this. You are all partners in crime. You're in cahoots, I just know it.

Damn scheming wenches.

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18 Comments:

At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:38:00 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

Oh way to go!! I just gained 5 lbs just reading that post!!

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

Are you not in love with the southern cooking?! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:46:00 PM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't be blamin' the wenches now. You know I just laugh and point.

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 12:58:00 PM, Anonymous quinn said...

wow, that was alot of food I am glad you clarified that you ate that over the coarse of the week at first I thought you had sat down and ate it in one sitting..mooooooo.... LOL>

Soooooooo you of course are not going to give up???? you shall see the error of your ways and start fresh today right ?

Pleaseeeeeeeeeee I am begging you I cannot do this alone!!

I can stay motivated in knowing that you guys are all suffering and working along side me.

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:14:00 PM, Blogger The Poodle's Friend said...

Ah, I also thought you'd had all that in one day, and since I've just had dinner myself, I was about to puke. But, spread over the course of a week, it all sounds rather delicious. perhaps worth gaining weight over?

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:40:00 PM, Blogger Pendullum said...

What, what? ribs, where? was I invited? Did I miss my ride with Jessica?
Was Christina supposed to call everyone???
it wasn't my fault Nikki, I would have eaten my fair share... I would have taken seconds of the mash, the green beans three helpings...Honest!!!
DAMN, now I am drooling...

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:55:00 PM, Blogger Elle*Bee said...

it's just a temporary setback...

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:00:00 PM, Blogger Anna said...

Hooray! Now I don't feel so bad about my own gain...

Hang on, am I meant to be supportive??

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:37:00 PM, Blogger Sayre said...

Oh, I know how to torture you all!

My daughter in law works at Michael's (the craft store) and I went in last Saturday, finding her stocking candles. She pulled the lid off one of them and I began drooling immediately. It was a Chocolate Truffle candle. I kid you not. I am not a chocoholic but this thing required a mop to follow me around until I got over it.

Ha! The barbecue is visiting you this week! It got me two weeks in a row (damn Dad, anyway). I shall have to guard agains it this weekend - my brother is coming to visit and there will be yet another southern feast at the folks house. Sigh.

 
At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:22:00 PM, Blogger factor 10 said...

Hang in there, Nikki! I just ate more Krispy Kremes in a fit of rage than I did the entire time I worked on Little O's cake...emotional eating, never fun....at least you ate during a BBQ--maybe a little liquor to help it all slide down? I was straight out mad... sigh.

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 2:39:00 AM, Anonymous Nadine is suggesting a little break said...

Don't worry, Nikki. It's just temporary, isn't it?

:D

A little break might even do you good. As long as you promise to be back on track.

:D

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 8:10:00 AM, Blogger Rainman said...

Can I come over for dinner every night next week? All of that sounded awsome.

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 9:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tough to loose weight around labor day with all the barbecues

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 11:03:00 AM, Blogger Misha said...

When my mom was visiting, she ate Southern BBQ like crazy because they just don't make it that way in Texas.

LOL

I'm having cupcakes today. Cuz it's my birthday. :)

And yes,I'm 2 years older than you, my little moppet, so shut yer piehole.

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:16:00 PM, Blogger kim said...

yummmy ...can stinky come live with me next ?

 
At Wednesday, September 20, 2006 2:20:00 PM, Blogger Farm Girl said...

You can not trust the wenches.

 
At Friday, September 22, 2006 8:58:00 AM, Blogger happykat said...

What? You knew I was wench all along. This shouldn't be a surprise to you.

:}

((seriously, hang in there and keep trying. no one blames for the bar-b-q....there's no fighting yummy meat.))

 
At Friday, September 22, 2006 2:15:00 PM, Blogger Sayre said...

Ack! I knew IT!!!! Dad's doing BBQ again this weekend in honor of baby brother's visit. I, of course, am expected to partake.

Better kick up that walking, me!

 

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