Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I Think I'm Going To Puke ... On Her

Is it just me? Or do you think she's a bitch too?

I'm all about slinging a little bullshit and joking around, but I can't tolerate a condescending bitch.

In her blog, she says that she just left her husband a little while ago, I say he's better off.

Found this through Mommy Has A Headache



At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:52:00 PM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

God, one 5 minute convo with us, girl, and she'd be crying. Think of the FUN! bawhahahahaha Let's make her CRY!

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:50:00 PM, Blogger Sayre said...

Yikes! I couldn't even finish that without feeling nauseous. I'm sure Terrence is kicking up his heels, drinking a beer or two and thanking God that she's gone.

~d thought her ass was too big to post on the world-wide web, but that chick's head is gonna need another planet - her head won't fit on this one much longer (especially if she succeeds in becoming bilingual, fitter, more financially sound, etc., etc., etc.)

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:11:00 PM, Anonymous nikki said...

it was a joke right? no one would do that! my next post is going to be all about my gray hair, flabby skin...all about who real women are. give me a break lady. if you weren't so desperate for attention you wouldn't have written the shit you did.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:40:00 PM, Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

Actually I think the descriptive word your looking for starts with a "C" and ends with "unt".

Aparently she has completely missed the part about having an attractive personality. Did anyone else notice she made no mention of having a great sense of humor, glowing personality or family? Her family probably disowned her.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:44:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Christina - I say we pay her a visit. LOL

Sayre - I had thought the same thing. I'd be happy she was gone! Jeez! Who wants to deal with someone like that? I hope he screwed around on her (yes, I'm a little mean).

Nikki - You're right this chick is desperate for attention! Why doesn't she just post naked pictures of herself while telling us her favorite color. At least then she would have gotten more favorable responses from her fellow bloggers.

She needs to be smacked around - and I say that in seriousness.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:46:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Dirty - LMAO c and unt huh. LMAO To true.

To be honest no, I didn't catch that stuff. I was to blown away by what she did put up. Her shallowness would indicate to me that she probably doesn't acknowledge her family.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:24:00 PM, Blogger DD said...

Someone else linked this particular post:


If you thought the post you linked showed her true "Untness" with a C, then that post from her archives will seal the deal for anyone who is a parent...or any of the general public who find being a self-absorbed bitch a little too "high class" for them.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:55:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

DD - Welcome, thanks for the link. I think. She makes me want to throw up.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 6:42:00 PM, Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

Will someone please remove this bitches feeding tube?

Oh and BTW, she's not that attractive. She needs to get over herself.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:04:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Dirty - LMAO. I was thinking about this chick on the way home from work. She's the kind of bitch that would accept a ride somewhere if her car broke down as her due and not even have the fucking manners to say thanks.

I think she has serious inadequacy promblems. Seriously.

At Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:56:00 PM, Anonymous melissa b. said...

Did she just say "There are lots of fat single mothers out there who can’t find dates either."

I don't even want to start listing what's wrong with that sentence.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:13:00 AM, Blogger Annie Drogynous said...

OMG. I couldn't get through that entire post. I think those stats she was posting were from the 1960's.

Did you catch the link from her blog? The one that called her the most self-righteous bitch on the net? This was my favorite quote:

"Well, if I looked like a horse with tits, I'd probably be frantically self-advertising too."

And where is she so attractive? I've seen dirty diapers more attractive than that.

Notice she doesn't allow comments?! I don't think there'd be a positive one in the bunch. And does anyone else NOT believe that guys have been Emailing her asking her out?!

I agree with you Nikki. She's seriously insecure.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:46:00 AM, Blogger Jim said...

I don't know why I read that bunch of blather but I think we have a candidate here to replace Pluto in the soalr system. Surely her head is planet sized. Would love to witness the dismay when life catches up with her and she is named to the list of largest Assteroids.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:50:00 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Blair bitch, wait a minute. I looked but I couldn't tell. She had tits?

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:51:00 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Hard to believe...all that charm and grace and tits too? Be still my heart!

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:52:00 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Dooce referred to Paige Davis as the woman who came out of the devil's ass. I think the Old Nick decided to flush and try again.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:58:00 AM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

Cunt...yep, that about describes her. Oops, did I say that?

Becka, she is SO not all that. Not that I am either, but you'll never see a post like that on my blog about me. Good god! Think she has any girlfriends who put up with her shitty super-size ego? I mean, for real. GET OVER YOURSELF. You're no Giselle, Heidi or even Tyra for that matter.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 9:27:00 AM, Blogger Los said...

Well, at least she's not full of herself...

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:11:00 AM, Anonymous Moobs said...

I'm reading the Passey blog as a satire and, if I may say so, an excellent one. If she really truly means what she says that would be horrifying.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:28:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Melissa - This lady has some problems. The guy that she left has to be happy as hell and doing hand springs. LOL

Blair - I had thought the same thing. Who in the fuck would ask her out? I mean, get real already. I don't think there's anyone out there who wants to be treated like shit.

Jim - has alot to say on this post? LOL Yeah, no tits. LOL

Los - LOL

Moobs - that's about the only way anyone could stomach it.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:28:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...


Go read it.

You'll fucking die.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:45:00 AM, Blogger Sophia said...


She may find a man, but she won't make many friends.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:47:00 AM, Anonymous Moobs said...

I've read the post but it stops making sense in the first line. As the rest of the post is a list of reasons why it is a bad idea to have kids should the first line read "Why are more and more intelligent women ...". If her real question is the one she has set out she never gets round to addressing it.

Furthermore, if you had any intelligence at all you would say "deciding not to have kids" rather than "deciding to not have kids".

Again, surely this is satire.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:18:00 AM, Blogger Farm Girl said...

My first thought was she has too many freaking names. I couldn't get beyond all her "good" points before I wanted to gag. It's easy to have a good libido when you only have short-term relationships.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:32:00 AM, Blogger kat said...

it must be nice to know that everyone loves you that much. it must at least make up for a complete lack of personality or sense of humor. (damn! i was trying so hard to say only nice things!)

she must have lost all her weight (thus less resembling fat single mothers) in 2003 because she doesn't post pictures before that except for baby goods (but why would she post pictures of herself as a child if she hates children so much?).

and is it just the blogs i read or are more women into blogging than men? i can't tell.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Apart from the fit, attractive and financially successful bits, I almost fit her criteria.

There is one other difference though, and that is that I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world who is everything she isn't - warm, kind, loving and has used her fantastic belly to grow our children.

I'm really pleased that she is not planning on having any children as the gene or meme pool could do with less people like her on the planet.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:10:00 PM, Blogger kat said...

ok, so i'm bored and was just reading the blog of her ex (if i have it correctly), and i must say that i kind of like him. at least he doesn't strike the "repulsive" chord with me. anyhow, i think it's here:


At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:41:00 PM, Blogger kim said...

what the hell was that crap? "im smarter than 99% of the female population" ..my ass ya bitch
shes also ruder than 90% of the entire population and any man that would want to date her needs his head examined

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:00:00 PM, Blogger happykat said...

whoa...she was kidding, right? I don't really know that much about her.

One of her comments on having children: How would you feel if someone demanded that you suffer through everything above for very little reward? etc...etc...

This comment in particular struck a chord with me. It speaks to her deep-seated self-centeredness. (Normally, I wouldn't peg childless adults with any negative label because each situation is different.)
But this comment of hers belittles the child/parent relationship, in my view. Its like she's saying that I plopped out kids because I'm an idiotic, baby-machine with silly and romantic ideals about love. Can she even comprehend pure love?

Poor gal. She's lots of attention, a heart the size of a tic-tac.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:04:00 PM, Blogger happykat said...

How many votes can we gather to give her a Darwin award?

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:27:00 PM, Blogger Rev. Smokin Steve said...

It has to be a satire.

Any person who is supposedly as world traveled and busy as she is, and so demanding on top of it, wouldn't have that much time on her hands to blog so much.

I read some of her most recent blogs, and she spends a lot of time blogging about her cat. Sophisticated women don't blog so much about their cat, do they?

I call BS on her entire blog.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:29:00 PM, Blogger Superstar said...

WOW! What a power hungry self rightous babe. I mean...I didn't think she was all that and a bag of chips..Then again, I don't swing that way...So
I guess in a way we can't be too harsh, at least she KNOWS (thinks she knows) what she wants???

It's all about the "tude" dude!

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 2:14:00 PM, Blogger kat said...

you have to be dead for a darwin award.

itdepends on how interesting the cat is.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 3:00:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Sophia - *nods head* I agree with you there.

Moobs - That same line was picked apart in her comments.

Les - I agree with the libido thing.

Kat - I've noticed a LOT more female than male bloggers. I think it's cool that a couple of the male species read me.

Kim (guy type) - I have found you to be intellegent and kind. The thing that this chick doesn't get is that intellect and finance isn't everything...something you have figured out it seems.

Kat - the "x" strikes me as rather boring. I don't think any cat is that interesting - and I'm a cat lover - I have 3 for pete's sake.

Kim (chick type)- I agree with you there. Self absorbed, egotistical bitch.

HK - I agree with you about the belittling. It's not that she states why SHE doesn't want them, it's that she also injects heartless bitchiness into it as well. It seems to imply that if you don't make the same choices she does, then you're fat, stupid and unable to support yourself.

If she keeps going like that, she's going to die alone...because all of these people that are coming to her defense aren't going to be there when times get tough for her, and they will. Times get tough for everyone.

Super - definately all about the 'tude.

Rev - I had thought the same thing, but I'm not sure. Some one said in one of her comments that she makes a living off of her blog....and controversy does get attention, thusly giving her the clickers for her links and giving her the commission.

But I just can't bring myself to think that any loving accepting individual could even write that shit down - or type it up - whatever. It's just fucking harsh.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 3:33:00 PM, Blogger E said...

Oh.My.God. she neglected to mention that upon reading her blog you may want to drive to Washington to beat the living sh** out of her.
Thank God I don't live there but NOT voting for her would be fun.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 4:57:00 PM, Blogger parnellpr said...

wow she loves herself doesn't she....Pippa

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 5:11:00 PM, Blogger Stinkypaw said...

Talk about a woman truly full of... herself!

She wrote that she's looking to stir some comments on her blog, so she got what she wanted and then some... All of us who went there simply added to her fuel... argh! If I would have known before!

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:21:00 PM, Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

Too bad we can't vote her off the planet.

Funny...I'm not drop dead gorgeous, I'm smart but not a mensa member, I make decent money, I am madly imperfect, I have lots of curves and yet, I'm married to an incredible man who loves me, respects me and is damn good looking. I wonder how she fits women like me into her dilusional statistics.

At Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:29:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

e - Welcome - I agree. If she were to run for something (other than from me) It would be more NOT voting for her than voting for the other person. The lesser of the two evils, as they say.

Pippa - somebody's got to. LOL

Stinky - I wouldn't be to upset unless you left a comment. I puposely didn't leave one just for that reason.

Dirty - I feel the loathing for her from you from here. LOL Maybe we should make the "I Loath This Bitch" club. LOL

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 12:16:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I'm mad at you...because of you I went to the site, and had to read all 200+ comments (it's like a trainwreck)...an hour of my life that I'll never get back...LOL!!!

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 9:38:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Anon - Welcome - don't be a hater LOL It is like a trainwreck isn't it. Just terrible stuff! (no, I didn't here her x-man say that) LOL

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 12:19:00 PM, Blogger Samantha said...

Ewww. I couldn't even finish reading, what a cow!

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:24:00 PM, Blogger JennyJinx said...

Seems to me she has a problem writing her true thoughts. Allow me to help:

"I spend so much time looking at my reflection in store front windows and spouting off my mouth that I don't notice any men around me. I mean, really, how could I not look? Now, my batteries are dead and I really need a date tonight, so let me try the internet. Obviously, since I'm so smart and/or addicted to gambling, someone will come to my rescue. And I don't really care who it is, as long as I can be on bottom. Looking at myself in the ceiling mirror is the best part.


Why do my men always leave after I start talking? I don't understand.


Please click on one of my many gambling links. It really is a fun addiction."

Yup, I know I'm jealous. I wish I could be a egotistical freak who needed to make desperate postings on the internet to get a date.*sigh* Some girls have all the luck.

Oh, and my own P.S.

Wonder why she didn't mention her winning personality? Mwahahahahaha!

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:32:00 PM, Blogger JennyJinx said...

Please observe her absolute beauty here.

Now, ladies, please have your hankies handy as this will make you bawl with envy. I know, I'm terribly put off by her gorgificousness. Baw!!!!!

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:34:00 PM, Blogger JennyJinx said...

Please observe her absolute beauty here.

Now, ladies, please have your hankies handy as this will make you bawl with envy. I know, I'm terribly put off by her gorgificousness. Baw!!!!!

At Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:34:00 PM, Blogger JennyJinx said...

um, yeah, the double post is blogger's fault. Ok? Don't hate me.:)

At Friday, September 01, 2006 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Spill The Beans said...

The sad thing is...I think she's serious.

At Friday, September 01, 2006 11:55:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Trouble - I agree. There's not a drop of sarcasm there.


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