This is Owed
Oh Mighty Quinn and Sayre - winners of the Operation: Lose That Ass challenge.
I bow to your greatness.
I am but an infinitesimal worm compared to you.
You wit is greater, your will power more strong, and you snark is more snarky than mine.
How have I lived without knowing you?
How could I ever continue to live and breath with out your advanced knowledge and wisdom due to your ADVANCED AGE. *ahem*
I will never be as good as either of you.
I will strive all the days of my life to be held in the same high reguard (won't take long though).
Please, pat me on my little head as you pass me in the hall or on the street so that I may have inner peace.
I will take comfort in the fact that you acknowledged someone as lowly as I am and will dance with joy shouting and jumping around the fire - because I will then be considered "COOL".
I will be one of the chosen.
um yeah....I meant every word of it too. Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom to vomit....damn, I didn't make it.
Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 1:25 PM
10 Brown Nosers
10 Comments:
Um excuse me? Do we know you? Where da hell you been? And where's my damn cake??
you're alive! i can't believe my eyes!
HEy there little lady! That is right LITTLE!
Hey sugar! Whats going on....Do we need to remember that you got humpped not so long ago?
~dangles hump mans' info infront~
Cheer up. No puking! You rule!
hahahahahhaaaaaaaaa loved it.
thanks you !!!
Mostly just glad to see your pittifull self is alive and well, you had us all worried.
You must have been wallowing in chocolate and donuts and your hands were too busy stuffing it in your mouth to type.....hahahaha
just kidding..thanks for the ...awww..well thanks....
So now ..where the hell you been ????
That was so sincere.
Thanks, Nikki! I appreciate the sentiments and hope I'll be writing something similar about you and your young self in round 2!
(Damn whipper-snappers...)
I have sorely missed my daily dose of snark. Try to check in a little more often (though it must be hard when you've got a house full of people). How long are they going to be there? Or are you writing now because they're gone????
Must go soak in hot tub... Karate kicked my butt last night - oh, my aching back (and legs, and feet, and shoulders, and....).
Christina - you don't get cake. You may have a sugar free cookie - one for each year of your age....of course, you may have to buy a bigger pants size after that. Sugar free doesn't mean calorie free. LMAO
Chill girl. You know I'm BSing you. Happy Birthday.
Kim - I didn't forget how to blog, but I did forget my password LOL.
..and give me some of that cake...I have GOT to try that.
Nikki - That scary huh? I don't doubt it. I crack mirrors....but you know what I'm talking about right. LOL
Superstar - Little - HA!...and I could never forget getting humped by Lucky.
Mr Fabulous - THAT WAS YOU?(crosses his name off my TO BE STALKED LIST) Glad you said something. It was getting ready to get ugly.
Quinn - your welcome, you earned it - and just so you know...crow doesn't taste like crow at all...it tastes like ass...or maybe that's what crow tastes like...i dunno. Needless to say, I don't want a second helping - no amount of ketchup and hot sauce can help that...AT ALL LOL
Sven - HEY STRANGER - you could tell huh?
Sayre - your welcome, you earned it as well...and the house guests are still here. I blog about that someday.
Whee, I'm glad you're back! The world isnt as humerous without you as it is with you in it :D
Well, my wedding has come and gone. I lost some but not as much as I wanted. I have been running and lifting since I have been back. I guess it will never stop for me. :P
Jeff - Congrats!
I hope you have all happiness.
...and it will never stop for me either.
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