That Was One Good Ass Hump
I've been humped!
It was goooooood too. I was smiling when it was all said and done.
Lucky gave me a perfect score of 5 humps!(HE SCORED WITH ME! HAHAHAHA!) I saw it last night and just kept his page up so I could re-read it. I was so tickled.
You know, this just makes you think:
1) would he have given me a perfect score if I hadn't called him HOT? (it's not like I really care - he's still hot)
2) this hump was obviously good for him too.
3) would I have gotten 10 humps if I was single?
Go here to read my humping results - tell me what you think.
Thanks Lucky!
Labels: That's some funny shit
Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 11:10 AM
16 Brown Nosers
16 Comments:
WOW, Nikkers! I'm really really really really really happy for you!
Did I mention that I'm really?
OMG, he humped you FIVE times. Holy moly woman, you have some stamina. Congratulations.
Misha - call him hot girlfriend - you'll be in like flynn. LOL
What the heck are you worried about. You'll kick ass. Your funny as hell.
Admiral - thanks babe.
Les - yes dear, 5, say it again. F-I-V-E times. I'm really tired.
Kim - I was thinking about Dick when I wrote the title. I knew he'd get a kick out of that.
contrats to you! i can't even consider opening myself up to the criticism that i'm just not very hump-worthy. i mean, a girl's sensative about these things. i want to be attractive to potential humpers, and just don't think i could handle the rejection. *runs into bathroom crying*
OK in all my drooling over the "hump man" I forgot to congrad you on this wonderful and long over-do Hump day! LOL ;o)
happy humping...
[smooches]
Jenn - thanks dahhhling. Rockstar whore? HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Superstar - the humpman is hot isn't he. God! He's just one big drool fest waiting to happen.
and thanks!
becka - HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! join the club
Nobody ever humped me. Ah well, never mind. There are other ways to gain notoreity I guess.
Dr! - it's good to see yo again. Ask Dolores about the humping bit - I'm not going to offer, even if you do talk with a scottish accent.
Go to www.desertodyssey.blogspot.com
You can sign up to be humped if you want. There is also a banner in my side bar you can click to go there.
He's good people, I can tell, I've been ribbing the poor guy to death and he's taking it pretty well - I haven't received any spam mail from him or anything LOL
Just to make you jellus, Superstar and Becka, as well as myself, live in the same metroplex as Da Humper. I'm gonna toss back a few root beers with him--wanna come? *evil cackle*
Congrats! Question, how do we come to this guys attention?
Admiral - as hot and drool producing as Da Humpster is, I'd rather kick back a root beer with you if I was ever out that way.
Parnell - first let me say, I've tried to visit your site several times but it won't load or I get some weird pop-up. Please don't think I'm being a rude little shit.
Secondly, You can click on his banner on my side bar and sign up. He'll put you on his list.
oh Admiral - that's not to say that if he was in the AO that I'd object to having a root beer with him and all his pilot friends if they were free. LOL
How does it feel to hump your way to the top?
Congrats, Nikki. I'm thrilled for you!
Rhonda - not nearly as great as humping on top. LOL
(I know your jaw is hanging open)
I am not using my DOD clearence like a tick tack or anything, and just offering it to just anyone...They do have guns and stuff...but if y'all wanna go to Tuscon for a kickin time...I can get us there. ;o)
Does the humpman know we are coming??? LOL ;o) he ehe hehe
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