Be Gentle, It's My First Time

I'm going to get HUMPED. Are you jealous? Are you excited? Are you curious? Are you wishing you could watch?

Well fear not. You can watch. In fact you are already watching. STOP SHOUTING! I can hear you already!

Rainman and Steve,I know I don't have a video feed set up here and stop asking everybody for a towel. ~D, I'm afraid that we are out of popcorn. Kevin, hush. Christina, could you please control this mob? NO? (fine, see if I try to guard you digs while you're on vacation again :P)

Some Lucky guy is going to hump me. He's a pilot no less. Can you say HOTNESS? How bout YUMMYNESS? How bout HOT YUMMYNESS or YUMMY HOTNESS. He's going to look me over and tell me all the wonderful things I want to hear. He's going to tell me he thinks I'm great. He's going to tell me he thinks I'm da bomb. (KABLEWY) He put me on a list of people he wanted to hump which made me feel kinda dirty - but really, if you think about it, who could say "Don't hump me." to a pilot? Not me. Hump away baby.

What? I know I'm married you idiot. What does that have to do with getting humped?

GET YOU'RE MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I'm not going to have sex for pete's sake! Let me explain.

Another blogger NAMED Lucky - who just so happens to be a delightfully delectable pilot (he's got flicker and he's hot - ladies, click here to see for yourself) is going to review my blog and tell me what he thinks of it. His reviews are called "Getting Humped" in referrence to the camels he uses to rate you - thus the "HUMP". One hump - you're probably severly dyslexic, color blind, and missing a sense of humor, five humps - he nominates you for the nobel peace prize. . .or not

He's not some great writing critic, he's a normal guy - THAT IS PILOT HOT. I'm cool with it. It's kinda exciting to me, so I'm trying to gussy up the place in preparation for my inspection. Basically I'm doing what I've been meaning to do for a while, putting people in my sidebar that I read (I know I've missed a few and I know he's going to ding me because the thing is so long but whatever, I can't figure out that do-dad that Mel linked to. You can find that here) and robbing pictures from GOOGLE to pretty up my posts.

Also, if anyone knows how in the hell to get a picture in my header, please let me know. I've been working on it forever and can't figure it out either. What can I say? I'm a computer idiot.

Lucky just had baby #3 (cute CUTE little baby. I just have this urge to kiss him on his little head) and is rather busy so I might end up getting humped by someone else. I think it's a chick doing his co-humping. You know, this whole being humped thing is new to me, especially being humped by a pilot, but being humped by a chick - well, that's okay to, I'm living proof that chicks can read. I'm just going to have to use a different term - something other than "Humped". I can just see myself calling my mother and saying - Hey Mom! Some chick just humped me pretty good.

I have the click on my banner do dad on my side bar. Pay him a visit and if you want, sign up to get humped. We'll talk about it while smoking and basking in the after glow. Or, if the mood takes you, you can always go hump yourself.

Hey Lucky! Make it good for me hon. Thanks