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OMG!!
BWWWAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep inhale* hahahahahahahaha
*wipes tear* haha....ha
I found this blog yesterday and I can't stop laughing. It comes to us via Trouble - maybe some of you know her...she had started this blog and I had NO idea.
Annie is always referring to morons on her dating message boards and what not - and now I have a glimpse of idiotic advertising....or is that advertising for idiots...or maybe idiots looking more idiotic to attract other idiots....hmmm, I don't know....but I'm gonna read every last damn one of those adds because I LOVE to laugh.
Thanks Trouble.
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Our blogging bud Mel in Orygun needs your vote to get paid to blog. Chickie needs some love - so get to clicking on the badge and vote for her - she deserves it.
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Lauren asked me what a "dick" was the other night and almost had a damn coronary. After I could breathe,I was sorely (excuse the pun here) tempted to show her a picture of her father...but she asked what a dick was - not a dickhead. There's a fine line there.
WHAT????!!!!!
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Charles got all mushy on my last night and told me he thinks about me all the time. I told him that plotting of ways to kill me doesn't count. He said that was fine - because he was thinking of ways to maim me, not kill me.
Thoughtful fucker isn't he.
Labels: Charles, Lauren, My Ho's, See? I'm a good Mommy, That's some funny shit
Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 9:30 AM
19 Brown Nosers
19 Comments:
I love Trouble's new blog, too!
My kids saw a truck with a fake nutsack hanging from the back bumper the other day and asked me what it was. I played dumb and said I had no idea and said that maybe it was roadkill. They stopped looking after that. :)
I wonder if they will remember these evasive answers when they get older and think I'm either incredibly naive/stupid or get indignant with me for lying by omission.
You and Charles are a fairytale romance... but more Shrek than Cinderella. heh
DUDE!
The fake nutsacks! Why in the hell would you put one on your truck.
Jeez - talk about trying to compensate.
Nothing says love like a good maim.
Holy CARP (now that my kids are old enough to say bad words, we change them to clean up our language a bit)! You know that I'm gonna' be submitting profiles to that site!
BTW, I love the little conversations that you and the hubbie have, lol.
Thanks for the shout out!
Thanks, Nikki! You're the best.
And LMAO about yours and Charles' conversation... sounds like a night at the House of Mel.
What did you tell Lauren? Did you say it was nickname for men named "Richard"? Did you say it is another name for private investigator? So many answers, so little attention span.
Already asking what a dick is...I would have had a massive heart attack!
Thanks for pointing me to some funny blogs!
You could have just said it's a nickname. If you gave her the "real" definition, she'd never look at nicknamed Richards the same ever again...
My son is exploring the world of bad words. He gets that from his mother.
You freakin' crack me up!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Because I love you so
I want to maim you!
Chicky - I loved your poem so much I let Charles read it - he loves it. Says you should be published LMAO
OMG. I so need to forward the text out of exhole's (my ex-husband's) personal ad. It cracks me up yet grosses me out all at the same time.
Thank you so much, Nikki. I adore you, too.
And, thanks, "The Mind." Your ex is exposed in all his *glory.*
Charles is so romantic!
Lacking on the birds and bees talk there are we?
AHahahahaha...see what happens when you pray to God so my kid turns out like mommy? Looks like yours did!
Published? Is that what we are calling it now? LOL.
omg omg omg. and you explained what a dick was? I'd have showed the pic too! LOL
Can you say "Thanks for the anatomically correct Crazy Frog video".
"Mama, what's that between his legs" (my five year old)
"Paul, that's a wee wee." My six year old responds.
Hilarity ensues.
AND the best thing is that the stupid thing FARTS to get around. That has created huge bursts of laughter from my VERY redneck children.
So, what did you tell her? I gotta know! DId you give her the real definition, ignore her, or lie to her?
Loved this post!! I bookmarked the dating site---soooo glad that's behind me (fingers crossed)!
And Mel has my vote too!
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