There's Something Wrong In The Cosmos
I was over at Not A Granny's a few days ago, just reading thru some of her posts. I was a first time visitor and I was trying to get a feel for her blog (a feel FOR not OF her blog smart asses). I saw she had one of those little test thingys.
This one was "What animal were you in a past life". She was a wolf. "Cool" I thought. Let me go check this out...
.....and this is what the thing came back with after putting in my birthday.
|You Were a Spider|
You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.
A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.
What I want to know is this....
What kind of fucking shit for brains decided to make me a spider hummm? I hate spiders. I hate them with a PASSION. As a matter of fact, I think jihad against spiders is do-able. (If you know of one that is on going, please let me know where I can sign up)
I was looking for something like "You were a tazmanian devil - feared by all, envied by many"...and I get some spider bullshit.
Don't give me that Karma shit.....
I want answers damn it! ANSWERS!