There's Something Wrong In The Cosmos
I was over at Not A Granny's a few days ago, just reading thru some of her posts. I was a first time visitor and I was trying to get a feel for her blog (a feel FOR not OF her blog smart asses). I saw she had one of those little test thingys.
This one was "What animal were you in a past life". She was a wolf. "Cool" I thought. Let me go check this out...
.....and this is what the thing came back with after putting in my birthday.
| You Were a Spider |
 You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know. A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration. |
What I want to know is this....
What kind of fucking shit for brains decided to make me a spider hummm? I hate spiders. I hate them with a PASSION. As a matter of fact, I think jihad against spiders is do-able. (If you know of one that is on going, please let me know where I can sign up)
I was looking for something like "You were a tazmanian devil - feared by all, envied by many"...and I get some spider bullshit.
Don't give me that Karma shit.....
I want answers damn it! ANSWERS!
Labels: spiders
Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 10:06 AM
16 Brown Nosers
16 Comments:
Simple...the spider has more hair on it than you do eyebrows!!! (ducks and runs for cover.)
(unless of course they've grown back.)
You should see the spiders that take up residence in my basement. And we even have Orkin! WTF?!?!?
Nikki - the spiders at my house are so big and nasty.
Last night there was one right above me on the ceiling doing crunches....the fucker had six pack abs I swear.
You should go visit the Bloggess (Jenny). The squids are out to get her... www.theblogess.com
I'm with you...spiders are the only thing that can make me act like a little sissy.
If I'm 5 feet in the vicinity of one, I might as well grow boobs and put on make up.
It's true to say, I think, that like often repels like, particularly if the two likes are based on bad traits. Am I making myself clear?
J McC
Joe - are you saying that I have 8 legs - hairy legs at that - and fangs?
Or that I eat liquified bugs?
Or that spiders share my penchant for swearing?
Please clarify.
Bwahahahahahhaha...God SO has a sense of wicked humor.
I got:
You Were a Lizard
You are able to bounce back from adversity and regenerate what was lost.
Facing your fears and controlling your dreams comes easily for you.
Oh, and we all know you have hairy legs.....:D
I'm afraid of spiders.
Perhaps it really is fate my dear daughter! You have again inherited your mother's bad carma. As you remember my maiden name was Webb after all and how I dispised my classmates teasing me when I was a child by calling me "Spider-Webb". Oh how much worse they would have teased me if they had known my mother's maiden name was Snider. Imagine her chagrin at being called Hazel Snider Webb. So you see my darling daughter, perhaps it IS the fate of the cosmos that you would be compared to a spider. Sometimes the things we hate so much are indeed a part of us.
Love you,
Mommiekins
hahahahahahaha .... too funny!
wait! im a spider too - wtf?
Hahaha!!! Try not to squish yourself. :)
Boy, talk about ironic. LOL
OMG!! Your Mom's maiden name was Webb? That's TOO funny!
Mommy Dearest,
I would like to take this moment and thank you for passing on your amazing sense of humor. That's just too funny.
That is why...you are trying to escape your past.,,,,
Just guessin'
Ha! I was a swan!
You are a spiritual soul who sees into the future.
You are also good at interpreting dreams - those of yourself and others.
Hee hee. Much better than a spider!
You Were a Rabbit
You are fast thinking and tend to live by your wits. Getting over fears is important to you, as is strengthening intuition.
Hee hee, I'm a cute little bunny. AND if you make any rabbit comments I might have to hurt you :-)
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