Friday, August 17, 2007

There's Something Wrong In The Cosmos

I was over at Not A Granny's a few days ago, just reading thru some of her posts. I was a first time visitor and I was trying to get a feel for her blog (a feel FOR not OF her blog smart asses). I saw she had one of those little test thingys.

This one was "What animal were you in a past life". She was a wolf. "Cool" I thought. Let me go check this out...

.....and this is what the thing came back with after putting in my birthday.

You Were a Spider

You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.
A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.

What I want to know is this....

What kind of fucking shit for brains decided to make me a spider hummm? I hate spiders. I hate them with a PASSION. As a matter of fact, I think jihad against spiders is do-able. (If you know of one that is on going, please let me know where I can sign up)

I was looking for something like "You were a tazmanian devil - feared by all, envied by many"...and I get some spider bullshit.

Don't give me that Karma shit.....

I want answers damn it! ANSWERS!



At Friday, August 17, 2007 10:24:00 AM, Anonymous nikki said...

Simple...the spider has more hair on it than you do eyebrows!!! (ducks and runs for cover.)

(unless of course they've grown back.)

You should see the spiders that take up residence in my basement. And we even have Orkin! WTF?!?!?

At Friday, August 17, 2007 10:58:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Nikki - the spiders at my house are so big and nasty.

Last night there was one right above me on the ceiling doing crunches....the fucker had six pack abs I swear.

At Friday, August 17, 2007 11:54:00 AM, Blogger Sayre said...

You should go visit the Bloggess (Jenny). The squids are out to get her...

At Friday, August 17, 2007 4:35:00 PM, Anonymous Slick said...

I'm with you...spiders are the only thing that can make me act like a little sissy.

If I'm 5 feet in the vicinity of one, I might as well grow boobs and put on make up.

At Friday, August 17, 2007 4:54:00 PM, Blogger Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

It's true to say, I think, that like often repels like, particularly if the two likes are based on bad traits. Am I making myself clear?


At Friday, August 17, 2007 5:35:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Joe - are you saying that I have 8 legs - hairy legs at that - and fangs?

Or that I eat liquified bugs?

Or that spiders share my penchant for swearing?

Please clarify.

At Friday, August 17, 2007 8:14:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

Bwahahahahahhaha...God SO has a sense of wicked humor.

I got:

You Were a Lizard

You are able to bounce back from adversity and regenerate what was lost.
Facing your fears and controlling your dreams comes easily for you.

At Friday, August 17, 2007 8:14:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

Oh, and we all know you have hairy legs.....:D

At Friday, August 17, 2007 9:36:00 PM, Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

I'm afraid of spiders.

At Friday, August 17, 2007 11:51:00 PM, Anonymous Mommie Dearest said...

Perhaps it really is fate my dear daughter! You have again inherited your mother's bad carma. As you remember my maiden name was Webb after all and how I dispised my classmates teasing me when I was a child by calling me "Spider-Webb". Oh how much worse they would have teased me if they had known my mother's maiden name was Snider. Imagine her chagrin at being called Hazel Snider Webb. So you see my darling daughter, perhaps it IS the fate of the cosmos that you would be compared to a spider. Sometimes the things we hate so much are indeed a part of us.

Love you,

At Saturday, August 18, 2007 12:25:00 PM, Blogger kim said...

hahahahahahaha .... too funny!

wait! im a spider too - wtf?

At Sunday, August 19, 2007 5:02:00 PM, Anonymous jennyjinx said...

Hahaha!!! Try not to squish yourself. :)

Boy, talk about ironic. LOL

At Sunday, August 19, 2007 5:04:00 PM, Anonymous jennyjinx said...

OMG!! Your Mom's maiden name was Webb? That's TOO funny!

Mommy Dearest,
I would like to take this moment and thank you for passing on your amazing sense of humor. That's just too funny.

At Sunday, August 19, 2007 8:17:00 PM, Blogger Superstar said...

That is are trying to escape your past.,,,,

Just guessin'

At Monday, August 20, 2007 6:39:00 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ha! I was a swan!

You are a spiritual soul who sees into the future.
You are also good at interpreting dreams - those of yourself and others.

Hee hee. Much better than a spider!

At Monday, August 20, 2007 4:32:00 PM, Blogger Chicky Pea said...

You Were a Rabbit

You are fast thinking and tend to live by your wits. Getting over fears is important to you, as is strengthening intuition.

Hee hee, I'm a cute little bunny. AND if you make any rabbit comments I might have to hurt you :-)

At Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:11:00 PM, Blogger Stinkypaw said...

I was a fucking whale!!! ...And some day I still feel like one! So, life is a bitch!


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