Top 10 Reasons I Hate Spiders

1. - They have to many legs.



2. - They have to many eyes.



3. - They seek, anticipate, and salivate at the thought of bugs.



4. - They're sneaky.



5. - They live in my house, but don't contribute towards rent.



6. - They're ugly.



7. - I'm convinced that up close, really, really close, they stink. (I haven't tried sniffing one, if you do, let me know how it turns out.)



8. - They bite


9. - They're poisonous.

10. - They suck....literally.

There's Something Wrong In The Cosmos

I was over at Not A Granny's a few days ago, just reading thru some of her posts. I was a first time visitor and I was trying to get a feel for her blog (a feel FOR not OF her blog smart asses). I saw she had one of those little test thingys.

This one was "What animal were you in a past life". She was a wolf. "Cool" I thought. Let me go check this out...

.....and this is what the thing came back with after putting in my birthday.

You Were a Spider

You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know. A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

What I want to know is this....



What kind of fucking shit for brains decided to make me a spider hummm? I hate spiders. I hate them with a PASSION. As a matter of fact, I think jihad against spiders is do-able. (If you know of one that is on going, please let me know where I can sign up)



I was looking for something like "You were a tazmanian devil - feared by all, envied by many"...and I get some spider bullshit.



Don't give me that Karma shit.....



I want answers damn it! ANSWERS!

Crack, Caffine, THC

I hate spiders.

Most of you know this. I think they are disgusting...but I have to say, in the context of wildlife and Mother Nature, I'm interested in them and believe that they have rights like any living thing (the right to die).

I came across this video and it really upset me (snicker). Experiments like this are just wrong (but funny). Someone should do something (like make a lot of copies and send one to PETA).

Somebody call PETA (but what you call them will never be repeated by me).

Groups of Three

Me has tagged me with a MeMe. mememememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (sorry I was trying to warm up so I could sing it to you..but I'm going to save it for my American Idol audition (NOT).



Things That Scare Me

1. Spiders
2. High up places
3. Spiders in high up places


People That Make Me Laugh

1. Charles
2. Lauren
3. Connor


Things I Love

1. Deodorant
2. Bug Killer
3. WD40


Things I Hate

1. Spiders
2. Dishes
3. That burnt hair smell (and unfortunately, I'm familiar with all three)


Things I Don't Understand

1. How I've managed to keep my sanity
2. Why I have to keep paying the utility bills. Wasn't once enough?
3. Why with every breath my husband takes...he must exhale thru his buttocks.


Things on my Desk

1. A sign that says "Would you mind terribly much if I asked you to take your silly little problems down the hall?" (okay not really - but I really, really want one)
2. The COM-PU-TER (duh)
3. An assortment of different colored post it notes stuck everywhere.


Things I'm Doing Right Now

1. Yelling at my hard headed children (notice how I don't confess to beating them)
2. Watching it sleet/snow outside
3. Fending of my husband who was an octopus in a previous life. (Oh, who am I kidding? He's an octopus in this life)


Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die

1. Become financially stable.....no, scratch that, I want to be well off.........ah, okay, I'll be honest...I want to be filthy rich so I can buy all the plastic surgery and chocolate I want. (and I've got to have one to have the other)
2. Travel. I want to see the world and experience different cultures...and then open a McDonalds on every street corner.
3. Paint the town purple (because red is so over done)


Things I Can Do

1. Smoke heavily
2. Snark mightily
3. Fart gustily (still want to meet Annie?)


Things You Should Listen To

1. Whatever you want. It's a free country. One of the reasons I became a soldier is to defend the freedom for all the weirdos in the world to listen to that crappy beargrass music.
2.
3.


Things You Should Never Listen To

1. I'm not going to revisit this topic.
2.
3.


Things I Would Like To Learn

1. How to cook
2. How to drive without my hands over my eyes
3. How to beat my children without breaking limbs and leaving bruises in obvious and visible places. (Hello child services)


Favorite Foods

1. Chocolate
2. Sour cream
3. Paint


Favorite Beverages

1. Dt. Mt. Dew
2. Tequilla
3. Paint


TV Shows I Watched, Books I Read as a Kid

1. The Price is Right
2. The Jeffersons
3. Little Golden Books (I'm still on this reading level)


People I Would Like To Tag

1. Pendullum (ha ha got you back)
2. Mr Fabulous
3. Robin Williams (though I don't think he'll do one)