MUM's the word

Pulling into the driveway after work/school/daycare:

"Gimme a kiss oh short one with blond hair."

"No way"

"Come on! Mommy's need kisses to" I said in a sing song voice.

"Ew"

"Okay. You don't have to kiss me, but tell your wonderful Mama that you love her"

Insert the "You're crazy look" here.

"Oh, you are just being a Jr. Booger. Say - "I love my wonderful mother""

"I can't. I'm mute."

Insert my look of disgust here.

'Nuf said.