Doctor, I Feel a Pulse!
I'm baaaack!
Don't be afraid. I'm harmless - except for the rabies. he he
I'm sorry I have neglected my blog and yours. I've had some family business to attend to. Now it's time to torture you again. AREN'T YOU EXCITED? (don't lie to yourself, you know you are)
I want to point you in the direction of a new blog that I have found. It's called Post Me A Secret - you may have seen it on my side bar already. It's similar to Post Secret, with the main exception of.... regular Joes and Joe-ette's can email their secrets and they'll be posted for the entire world to see, and it's done anonymously. It's good for getting that stress off your chest (or anywhere else you store it). There's also a comment section, so you get feed back on your secret. It's not just updated on Sundays so you don't have to wait in tortured silence to see if you'll be posted or not. The most important thing about this blog is that I really want to know your business - so go visit and send in your sin. I wanna read all about it.
That's it for now I'm afraid. The baby wants a beer and Hubby needs his diaper changed...er...you know what I mean.
Where is the Calgon when you need it?
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Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 9:33 PM
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18 Comments:
So let me see, you've been neglecting yours and otehr blogs by reading another secret blog?
Interesting......
Actually if you give the baby a beer and hubby a diaper, it MIGHT just work out better for your calgon bath.....
I know some secrets about you and I'm telling.
(Scratching head in horror.)
Nice to have you back. Urm, I'm not sure what Calgon is over there, but over here you put it in the washing machine to get rid of limescale. Am I being dim?
I miss ya! Give hubby a whole pack of diapers and the baby a six pack so you can come over and pour out all your dirty lil secrets :)
Thanks a lot for shamelessly pluggin my new blog ... I don't know how to repay you !! Oh wait ...how about my first born?
You said you wanted to repay her, not torture her....that is if you really didnt like her. sheesh.
Jack - I don't know. I would gladly give it up in exchange for hard liquor. ;D
Carmachu - I discovered the other blog before I abandoned you all.
Baby a beer and hubby a diaper. The baby wouldn't fight me, but hubby definately would.
Admiral - If you dare to tell about the nuclear device I have hidding in my basement - I will never talk to you again.
St Jude - Calgon is a bubble bath. The commercials for it were popular back when I was a kid. The slogan for it was "Calgon! Take me away!" and then it would cut to a woman taking a nice frothy bath and relaxing.
Kim - Send him. Hubby needs help putting a roof on the shed and I would really like to have someone cut the grass for me.
Carmachu - Are you kidding! Her first born is almost grown. SEND HIM HERE! I'll be happy to have him do all the work around here! LOL
Sweetie, if you ever come over to the other side of the pond, don't ever soak in a bath of Calgon. It will strip your skin away!! I thought it was a little strange. I just didn't know if you had a slight problem with limescale ;0)
maybe the baby with a beer and the hubs with a diaper would make for some good blog fodder? or, at least a really interesting evening!
glad you're back!!!
"Carmachu - Are you kidding! Her first born is almost grown. SEND HIM HERE! I'll be happy to have him do all the work around here!"
Almost doesnt mean done. You think you'd get someone to do all the work, but lets face it, late teens/early twenties nowadays is still a mess of problems I'll gladly leave off for now.
'cause when sarah gets bad, I STILL can hold her by her ankles until she cooperates.
And you hubby might like a diaper if he thought it leads to other roleplaying.....
St Jude - I so have extremely mild psoriasis, but I think your Calgon may be taking it a bit to far.
Kristin - When Lauren was just a baby, we experimented with different types of diapers. This one occassion, we had pampers - at least I think that's what they were. At any rate, they had the sticky tabs, instead of the velcro. I taped one to Hubby's head. LOL He loves me.
Carmachu - You have a good point on the teen issue. Lauren has been informed that when she hits 9 - she is to then turn 21 the next year.
In referrence to ankle holding - LOL When Lauren was knee high to a grasshopper, Hubby would hold her upside down by her ankles and shake her gently while saying "Give me your money!" It was so funny. I can't wait until Connor is old enough for that.
YYYaaayyy!!! You're back!! Okay, I'll go think of some secrets...but I usually tell everyone, so I'm not sure I have any.
hOORAH! you're back!!
My children preferred Jack to beer, but every kid is different. (JUST KIDDING SOCIAL SERVICES!)
Kim, she plugged you shamelessly. Was it good for you? ;)
Kevin - Come on. I know you have a juicy secret hiding out somewhere.
Me - Thanks ME!
Christina - Jack hum? Why would you give them some of your stash? LOL
secrets?...... Secrets?
I cant be prosecuted for stuff they read there can I? Not that they would, but I'm just checking.
:)
Rain Man - Just make sure you do everything anonymously - to be on the safe side. ;D
*sits smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on my face* it was realllll good
Kim - LOL - you are to funny.
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