Sunday, June 04, 2006

The Bitch is Back

Hey Everybody!
I got an email from my brother Jason in Iraq! ~whooping and hollering~

Don't ask me where he is, because I have no idea. Do you remember me posting this? His email below just confirms that the love he has for his little sister is still there.~sniffles, wiping tear from eye~
God I miss his sorry ass, and I have this strange feeling that he really wants me to kick him in the nuts. - Call it a gut feeling - LOL

The email is below - slightly edited. (It's family business)
Subject Line: sup bitch

hey ya trick ass bitch,
i'm glad i got your e-mail. don't worry it doesn't cost me any money to send e-mails, i'm at the MWR where what little bit they got is free.


DELETED

other than that drama, everything here still sucks. its starting to get really hot here. it's really hot during the day. well over 100 degrees every day. it's even hot at night. when the wind blows it like somebody turned on a hair dryer. OR you could just be breathing in my face (that would explain the funky smell too). just think, it's only going to get hotter. between 130 and 140 in july and august.
so, give Lauren and Connor a hug and kiss from Uncle Jason. tell yer old man i said "Hey!" as for you... make sure you wear make-up so people don't confuse your face with your ass. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
i love you bitch. take care and drop me another line.
sorry i haven't written, i didn't have your e-mail address.
love you,

JASON



Kinda makes you weepy doesn't it.

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43 Comments:

At Sunday, June 04, 2006 3:50:00 AM, Blogger jackt said...

I can see the love showing through with every utterance of "bitch". :) But really, I can- it's so nice to be close to family and have your own "etiquette" with each other. It's amazing that it gets that hot there in the summer. Thanks for sharing- let's hope for his safe return.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 8:55:00 AM, Blogger kimcarm said...

Nothing like siblings beating eachother or calling names to show love.

Just be careful of throwing rocks at each other....

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 11:07:00 AM, Blogger kim said...

I'm so glad you heard from him :) It's such a relief to know they are ok. Gotta love the way boys show affection eh ? *hugs*

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Jackt - yeah, I'm hopin' he comes back safe too. I don't want anybody whippin' up on him but me. LOL

Kimcarm - We do show love. I can already envision the next time I get to see him. He'll give me a hug and then put me in the headlock. He's so damn fun.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 11:26:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Kim - He's a good bitch. I'm pretty fond of him.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 1:48:00 PM, Blogger Rhonda said...

Aw, he wuvs you. I'm glad he's safe and you were able to hear from him.

And, if he really irritates you, you can always send him some flax seed muffins in his care packages - or at least threaten to.

Truly glad he's okay.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 1:53:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Rhonda - LOL! I hadn't thought of that! I'd do it, but they don't have good toilets out that way and he'd probably blow it up!

...and I'm glad he's okay too.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 4:15:00 PM, Blogger Charlie said...

make sure you wear make-up so people don't confuse your face with your ass.

Who else but a loving brother could get away with that???

I wish that Jason could come home this afternoon, Nikkers, safe and sound.

And everybody else, too.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 4:44:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Admiral - me too. I really love that shitbird.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:15:00 PM, Blogger Kristin said...

omg... i love your brother!

what a great sense of humor to keep in such adverse conditions... 130 degrees? fucking portal to hell...

tell jason thanks for the laugh... and to come home soon!

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 8:32:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

"Kimcarm - We do show love. I can already envision the next time I get to see him. He'll give me a hug and then put me in the headlock. He's so damn fun."

At my parents house, we still play ninja attack, we hide and suprise and attack. You should see what happens when You attack my mother who's a 3rd degree black belt at slightly under 60....

*grin*

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 1:44:00 AM, Blogger St Jude said...

Aw, I've gone all 'mushy'.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 10:34:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Kristin - portal to hell is right. 'Course, he fits right.

Carmachu - HA HA HA - I bet she kicks your butt! HA HA HA. That's fun.

St. Jude - Really gets to you doesn't it? LOL

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 11:06:00 AM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

~sniff, sniff~ This is such a hallmark email. Excuse me. I have to go blow my nose now.


Glad he is doing ok. ((huggz))

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 1:20:00 PM, Blogger jennster said...

OMFG! now that's love. true love. LOL

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 2:03:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Christina - we're emotional like that ;)

Jennster - ain't it though? LOL

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 3:46:00 PM, Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

oh Nikki... yes it does make me a bit weepy. I wish that we could bring them all home. ugh...

And yes, I do believe that he is requiring nut-kickige.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 7:51:00 PM, Blogger Meg said...

Sounds like my family. It's just so sweet I can't help but bawl my eyes out. Loved the fart post, too, by the way.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 8:45:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Kevin - you have confirmed my suspisions. Jason's gonna be singin saprano when he gets back! LOL

Meg - Yeah, he's a real sweetie, in a serial killer kind of way! And thanks about the fart post. LOL

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Sven said...

"hey ya trick ass bitch"

With all due respect to you and your brother I think I won't try calling my sister that. I don't think she would get the "irony".

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:18:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Sven - Jason and I have been insulting each other since birth. For him and I to change now...the earth would go off kilter. I can see us in our 80s calling each other crack whore and sorry bastard with affection. HE HE. Gotta love it. That being said, if you and your sister don't have a relationship like Jason and I, I definately wouldn't recommend it. That would definately cause hard feelings.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Rainman said...

OK define "trick ass bitch"?
Sounds like my house with my sister and I growing up. Doesnt it amaze you how much hell you put each other through?

Glad he's doing well in the sandbox.

Did I tell you how much a hate blogger and how much it hates me? The GD thing wont post my Chit!

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 11:06:00 AM, Blogger Sven said...

My sister and I have a pretty good relationship but she still holds a grudge over the time I fliped her over my shoulder in the school lunchroom in front of the entire student body. I don't want to take any chances.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 12:41:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Rainman - "TRICK ASS BITCH" - Street walker doing anal favors. LOL Yeah, we really hated each others guts for the longest time, but we grew out of that. Thank God.

Sven - WOW! No, you definately can't kid around with your sister like this.

My brother and I were wrestling around and he somehow flipped me off his back and I smashed face in the metal stripping tacking the carpet down between the kitchen and the living room. I had six stitches in the bridge of my nose and had to walk around all summer with a band-aid in the middle of my face. I think I was 10 or 11? Don't remember. The scar isn't visible anymore and hasn't been for sometime, but I think of that with an ALMOST affection. We thought mom was going to kill us. LOL

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 1:22:00 PM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

My brother and I, at the tender age of 8 and 9, pretended to be puking while mom was on the phone. He poured water into the toilet as I made gagging noises. She raced off the phone only to find our sorry asses laughing hysterically.

We could sit again in about a week.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 1:31:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Christina - HAHAHAHAHA! That's great. I wish I had thought of that!

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 3:51:00 PM, Blogger Misha said...

Isn't it funny that siblings always remember how much the other siblings stunk when they all lived in the same house?

My sister used to stuff me in the plastic laundry hamper and put clothes on top of me and then tell my mom that she couldn't find me. I'd be stuck in that bitch for at least half an hour and my mom would be practically hysterical by the time she found me. We'd have to go pick a switch from the bush out front (I hated that damn bush)... then we'd would do it all over again a couple of weeks later.

We also used to hijack my dad's rubber worms from his tackle box and wet them and put them in the food she was preparing for dinner or down her shirt. We'd wait for her scream and then run like hell.

Good times.

I hope my kids don't torture me like that. They don't seem to be as devious as my sister and I were when we were kids - thank god.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 4:43:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Misha - HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The plastic clothes hamper! - THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TWISTED!

At least you have an excuse - I have none.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 6:34:00 PM, Blogger Misha said...

Yeah, it was the lack of oxygen, and I'm sure the stinky clothes didn't help.

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 7:56:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

"We'd wait for her scream and then run like hell."

After a short time, my mother got smart and hide behind the door for you to come back in after a stunt. Why chase you when you eventually have to come back home?

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 9:45:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Carmachu - HAHAHAHA! Isn't it sad how we all twisted our mother's minds? he he

 
At Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:57:00 PM, Blogger Heather said...

Hi Nikki,
Now that's love. What an awesome email from your bro! Our hopes are with him for a (relatively) uneventful tour.
Heather

 
At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 7:42:00 AM, Blogger mollymcmommy said...

darn it lost my comment!

it does make me weepy, seriously.

makes me think of my son writing a letter like that to his sisters.

hope he has a safe uneventful tour and comes home with his wacky sense of humour (that make up comment was a funny one! only a brother would say! LOL!)

m

 
At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:05:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Heather - Thanks

Molly - You're definately right. Only a brother would say something like that about the make-up. If anybody else did that, there'd be trouble. LOL

 
At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:01:00 PM, Blogger Me said...

Only brothers i tell you.
Mine starts with SUP ass.
Hoorah for mail!!!

 
At Thursday, June 08, 2006 7:08:00 AM, Blogger Spc. Freeman said...

One day, I'll have to do all my blogging from the MWR. Guess I'll have to blog while the blogging's good.

 
At Friday, June 09, 2006 7:15:00 PM, Blogger happykat said...

This takes me back to the swirlies and food fights.....good times.
By bro and I also take great care to reprogram each other's electronics. Smell that love!

 
At Friday, June 09, 2006 9:42:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

Me - You just gotta love 'em ya know?

SPC - Welcome! Thanks for stopping by, and I hope your recovery is going smoothly.

Happykat - Welcome! What are swirlys? The electronics thing...that's a good idea. HE HE. Thanks. I'm using it.

 
At Saturday, June 10, 2006 10:16:00 AM, Blogger happykat said...

OMG! you don't know swirlies??!!?
I bet you do by another name or that would just be sad.

Swirlie: dunking the head of your victim in the toilet then pulling the lever.

The vortex of sibling love!

 
At Saturday, June 10, 2006 10:18:00 AM, Blogger happykat said...

um...I should probably mention that the toilet should be free of the usual additives.

(eewww!)

 
At Saturday, June 10, 2006 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Nikki said...

Happykat - HA HA! I call them dunkers.

 
At Saturday, June 10, 2006 1:10:00 PM, Blogger Attila The Mom said...

:::sniff sniff:::

I can feel the love!

 
At Saturday, June 10, 2006 1:51:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

virtually drips from his email doesn't it. LOL

 

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