Wednesday, February 21, 2007

What in the hell do you say to that?

I was in my bosses office talking with him about a client. Bossguy was sitting, I was standing - standing very innocently I might add, with my hand in my pockets.

I bent over his desk to get a better look at his computer screen.

"Hey Bossguy, can I use your mouse?"

"You can't touch my mouse Nikki. I'm a married man."

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25 Comments:

At Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:04:00 PM, Anonymous Sayre said...

That would be his "pocket mouse", no?

 
At Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:13:00 PM, Blogger Mel said...

Huh. I allus thought they called that thing a "trouser trout."
Learn something new every day...

 
At Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:20:00 PM, Anonymous Jeff said...

You say, "That's okay. I have a ten foot pole."

 
At Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:24:00 PM, Blogger Cece said...

I like a boss with a sense of humor!

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:07:00 AM, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

"Can I have a raise instead then?"

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:57:00 AM, Blogger Rainman said...

All I can see is Vanilla Ice doing "Cant touch this!"

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:57:00 AM, Blogger Rainman said...

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At Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:50:00 AM, Blogger Me said...

eeewwwww...
Boss guy not funny.

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:51:00 AM, Blogger Amy W said...

I want a boss with a sense of humor...mine, not so much.

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:32:00 AM, Anonymous nikki said...

ha!
i'd have probably have spit my sip of diet coke all over him.....

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:44:00 AM, Blogger Chicky Pea said...

I live for retorts like that. That kind of humor has me written all over it.

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Deb said...

I have never heard it called a mouse before, but whatever makes him happy!

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

*looks at Rain* Vanilla Ice? MC Hammer, yo.

When you leaving btw?

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 4:26:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

Damn, you settle for a mouse? You might want to get something bigger...

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:24:00 PM, Blogger Superstar said...

Did you lean over as to give him an eye full of cleavage??? NOW that would have been PERFECT!!!

he he he he he
JUST KIDDIN'!

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:30:00 PM, Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

Did he mean it as "ha-ha" funny or "really I WANT you to touch my mouse" funny? That makes a difference! :)

By the way, I think the picture that comes up with your comments is HELARIOUS! I saw it over at Carm's blog! Your blog header is even more helarious! That is so my sense of humor.....the more low brow, the better!

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:17:00 PM, Blogger Nikki said...

I'm out people.

Queen - no, it was said in fun. I would have flipped the hell out and had a really long blog post if it wasn't LOL

 
At Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

Ah ha ha ha. Reminds me of the best boss I ever had. I miss that guy.

 
At Friday, February 23, 2007 11:09:00 AM, Blogger Pendullum said...

For once...I bet you were quiet as a mouse...with No comeback....

 
At Sunday, February 25, 2007 3:01:00 PM, Blogger mollymcmo said...

a mouse huh? must be real small!

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At Monday, February 26, 2007 1:21:00 PM, Blogger DannieS72 said...

muahahaahahah perfect. you're right,how do you respond to that?

 
At Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:50:00 AM, Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

I can see that you are still speachless....

 
At Wednesday, February 28, 2007 4:52:00 PM, Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

You should've said, "So...I'm guessing your cock and balls are totally off limits?...(pause and roll your eyes and then exclaim) BORRRIIING!!!"

 
At Thursday, March 01, 2007 10:41:00 AM, Blogger Pendullum said...

Talk about tongue tied... Where the heck are you???
Come back come back..

 
At Thursday, March 01, 2007 10:42:00 AM, Blogger Pendullum said...

Talk about tongue tied... Where the heck are you???
Come back come back..

 

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