What in the hell do you say to that?

I was in my bosses office talking with him about a client. Bossguy was sitting, I was standing - standing very innocently I might add, with my hand in my pockets.

I bent over his desk to get a better look at his computer screen.

"Hey Bossguy, can I use your mouse?"

"You can't touch my mouse Nikki. I'm a married man."