Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Top 10 Reasons I Hate Spiders

1. - They have to many legs.



2. - They have to many eyes.



3. - They seek, anticipate, and salivate at the thought of bugs.



4. - They're sneaky.



5. - They live in my house, but don't contribute towards rent.



6. - They're ugly.



7. - I'm convinced that up close, really, really close, they stink. (I haven't tried sniffing one, if you do, let me know how it turns out.)



8. - They bite


9. - They're poisonous.

10. - They suck....literally.

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11 Comments:

At Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:42:00 PM, Anonymous nikki said...

The eye thing totally creeps me out. So does the hairy legs. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it, and no, they're not the George Clooney kind of shivers.

 
At Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:23:00 PM, Anonymous jennyjinx said...

They crawl in your ears while you're sleeping. UGH!

 
At Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:44:00 PM, Blogger Samantha_K said...

Watching Arachnaphobia years ago scarred me for the rest of my life. I think I have a mini heart attack when I see the little bastards. I remember once my grandmother told me there was a spider in my hair. I started jumping up and screaming like a maniac. She then told me she was kidding. Nice.

 
At Tuesday, August 21, 2007 5:40:00 PM, Blogger Chicky Pea said...

And they are just freakin' creepy!

 
At Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:26:00 AM, Blogger Superstar said...

Soooo the whole Charlottes Web, story, not so much your cup of tea?????
*giggles*
~ducks~

Too soon?
~sticks out tounge~

 
At Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:08:00 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

But what about SpiderMAN? He's cool.

 
At Wednesday, August 22, 2007 7:59:00 AM, Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

George Clooney? What? *perk* This is why she is the good nikki and you're not. You speak of spiders; she speaks of my man. ~sighs~

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout..."

 
At Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:09:00 PM, Blogger Stinkypaw said...

I so agree with you on that one! Argh!

 
At Friday, August 24, 2007 6:25:00 PM, Blogger carmachu said...

You forgot the other one....You ARE spider according to a poll....:D

 
At Saturday, August 25, 2007 7:55:00 AM, Anonymous Annie Drogynous said...

I hate spiders and I hate that you posted about them!

 
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