Top 10 Reasons I Hate Spiders
1. - They have to many legs.
2. - They have to many eyes.
3. - They seek, anticipate, and salivate at the thought of bugs.
4. - They're sneaky.
5. - They live in my house, but don't contribute towards rent.
6. - They're ugly.
7. - I'm convinced that up close, really, really close, they stink. (I haven't tried sniffing one, if you do, let me know how it turns out.)
8. - They bite
9. - They're poisonous.
10. - They suck....literally.
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Nikki Stank Up The Room @ 1:35 PM
10 Brown Nosers
10 Comments:
The eye thing totally creeps me out. So does the hairy legs. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it, and no, they're not the George Clooney kind of shivers.
They crawl in your ears while you're sleeping. UGH!
Watching Arachnaphobia years ago scarred me for the rest of my life. I think I have a mini heart attack when I see the little bastards. I remember once my grandmother told me there was a spider in my hair. I started jumping up and screaming like a maniac. She then told me she was kidding. Nice.
And they are just freakin' creepy!
Soooo the whole Charlottes Web, story, not so much your cup of tea?????
*giggles*
~ducks~
Too soon?
~sticks out tounge~
But what about SpiderMAN? He's cool.
George Clooney? What? *perk* This is why she is the good nikki and you're not. You speak of spiders; she speaks of my man. ~sighs~
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout..."
I so agree with you on that one! Argh!
You forgot the other one....You ARE spider according to a poll....:D
I hate spiders and I hate that you posted about them!
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