In Case You Were Wondering.....
Being a woman does not make me less than a man.
I will not submit to you. I don't care if you are a woman or a man.
I will not jump if you want something to drink or eat or anything else. I will step quickly and with motivation if you need toilet paper...simply because you not having any grosses me out though you probably deserve to go without it.
I am not your bitch. I am not your slave. I am not your super woman....though I do have the power to cuss a blue streak and piss off everyone in my immediate vicinity - which I have displayed on many occasions.
I will not use the excuse "I can't because I'm a girl."...and if I hear you trying to teach that crap to my daughter again, I will forget that you are my husbands mother and let you have it....we've spoken about this before. I will not "speak" to you about it again.
I don't want to hear you snickering while I'm splitting wood. Granted, I probably look ridiculous doing it, but that's not what you're snickering about. You're snickering because you think it's funny that I'M splitting splitting wood....but I'd bet my bottom dollar that you'd have something to say if I didn't.
Do not make me feel like the bad guy when my children need to be disciplined.
Do not make snide remarks when I put my dishes in the dishwasher instead of washing them by hand.
Do not give my side long glances when I hang my clothes up or put them in the dryer. If I do it one way, you think it should be done another.
Don't play the poor suffering woman with me. You're a manipulative old bat that's tough as shoe leather.
To be clear...there's basically one thing you're allowed to do when you come to my house....
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